Love when you’re ready. Not when you’re lonely.
No fucking respect.
- "Friend": Hey, I heard you got a girlfriend.
- Me: Yeah.
- "Friend": Oh foreals? That's cool man.
- Me: Yeah
- "Friend": So you fuck her yet?
- Me: What?
- "Friend": Did you fuck her?
- Me: No wtf? Why would I do that?
- "Friend": Wtf nigga? What you mean why would you do that? That shit feels good.
- Me: Okay and? Just because we're going out and shit doesn't mean I have to fuck her.
- "Friend": I know but I thought you would have already.
- Me: I'm not like that dude. I'm still a virgin too. I'm not even ready to do any of that yet.
- "Friend": Wtf nigga? You're a little bitch haha. Pussssyyyyy
- Me: Call me whatever the fuck you like man. I'm not tripping.
- "Friend": You a bitch dude. Stupid ass nigga.
- Me: Okay man. I'm a bitch because I respect females and you don't.
- "Friend": They're not female, they're bitches
- Me: Nah man, they're FEMALES. You're the bitch and a little boy. Grow the fuck up and learn how to respect females. You're on some little kid shit. You're being an immature little fucktard. Don't be mad because I can be patient and wait for sex. I don't need that shit right now. Get the fuck away from me man. I didn't know you were like this. I feel stupid for calling you a friend.