January 2012
how its going to go down between me and louis...
Me: Hey Louis, why did the mushroom go to the party?
Louis: Eh, because he was a fungi.
Me: But why didn't the mushroom have the party at his house?
Louis: Why?
Me: Because there wasn't much room!
Louis: HAHAHAH you're funny. Let's have sex.
December 2011
Anonymous asked: You aren't a nice person.
Anonymous asked: vut did paige do to you???
Anonymous asked: describe in detail how to give head.
Anonymous asked: i want to scrunch you up in a ball and throw you through a window.
Anonymous asked: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Anonymous asked: go shit in a vase you fuck face.
Anonymous asked: would you ever go out with a black guy?
Anonymous asked: DTF 4 ROB?
Anonymous asked: you are going to have sex in 2012 :)
Anonymous asked: thoughts on da stiffmyster?
Anonymous asked: thoughts on paige and robbies relationship?
Anonymous asked: do you feel paige has betrayed you?
Anonymous asked: u fink u r da sheet.
Anonymous asked: do you like robbie?
Anonymous asked: list the people you hate.
Anonymous asked: righto hahahahaha
Anonymous asked: do you think sonia is overly materialistic?
